Says Old 7 the Baffler:
"I'm the original Mystery Man -- all others
are imitations. I'm a living dare to every
man, woman and child in Canada! I'm a
challenge to your ability at discovering.
"I'm the 7th point of superiority in Space
Moose cartoons. And nobody knows me but the
Space Moose himself.
"But perhaps you can find me -- for the
point is really in the Space Moose cartoons
themselves. It isn't masked -- isn't hard to
capture -- the trail is clear and straight-away.
"First study points 1 to 6:
1. Crowded with sodomy
2. Velvety body--NO GRIT
3. Grumble-proof
4. Sterling impurity
5. Made in a daylight factory
6. Untouched by morality
7. What?
"Have you perseverance? Are you good at
discovering? Some say that Columbus won't
be one, two, three alongside of the
person who discovers point 7!"
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