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Space Moose Shoppe
Welcome to the only store, virtual or otherwise, carrying the full, exclusive line of Space Moose merchandise. Currently, we stock four distinct styles of T-shirt, all inspected and approved by Bald Dwarf, and the first edition of the Space Moose book. Dig deep into those lucky pockets, folks, this is quality stuff.
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The Book
$12 Canadian, $8 US
Softcover, 108 pages
First printing
In the fall of 1997, Space Moose broke into a new mode of print with his very first book: a collection of cartoon strips both old and new. This is a professionally published work (9 x 6.5 inches with 80 lb pages and a perfect bind) not some cheap stack of newsprint stapled together by Guatemalan children. Witness Space Moose in his full line-drawn glory. Don't suffer through a slow loading, poorly scanned web archive any longer.
Triumph of the Whim consists of 94 pages of cartoons selected from the best work in the last seven years of Space Moose. Mixed in are 6 pages of previously unpublished strips such as "Glory Holes," "Fellatio Barn: part 2," and "STOMA". Perfect for any coffee table or church pew.
T-shirts
$18 Canadian, $12 US each
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"Polyp Friction" shirt
The cornerstone of any self-loving Space Moose fan's wardrobe, this robust garment will withstand even the most hostile hygienic environments.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton
- Full-color design on front of a white shirt
- Available in Medium, Large, XLarge and XXLarge.
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"Antlers of the damned" shirt
Spread the gospel according to Space Moose with this spooky T-shirt inspired by the infamous and heavily reviled Chick tract parody Antlers of the damned. Don't witness without it! (back is blank.)
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton
- White ink on a black shirt
- Available in Large and XLarge.
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"I'm with flaccid" shirt
First sported by Marlo in Space Moose versus Toilet Man, this t-shirt is now featured in the new spring line. Amuse your friends, and disarm your enemies. Makes a great gift!
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Black ink on a lemon yellow shirt
- Available in Medium, Large, XLarge and XXLarge.
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Fellatio Barn shirt
Show your support for Fellatio Barn Enterprises with our sauciest T. The front reads, "Space Moose went to the Fellatio Barn and all I got was this lousy T-shirt". On the back is the ever popular Fellatio Barn strip.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton
- Black ink on a white shirt
- Available in Large and XLarge.
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Ordering Information
Use one of these handy tables to calculate the the cost of your order.
Table 1 - Canadian orders (in Canadian funds)
| Item | Quantity | Unit price + shipping | Subtotal |
| Triumph of the whim | . | $12.00 + 2.50 = 14.50 | . |
| T-shirt (any style) | . | 18.00 + 3.00 = 21.00 | . |
| | Total: | . |
Table 2 - Orders outside of Canada (in U.S. funds)
| Item | Quantity | Unit price + shipping | Subtotal |
| Triumph of the whim | . | $8.00 + 3.00 = 11.00 | . |
| T-shirt (any style) | . | 12.00 + 3.00 = 15.00 | . |
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Mail the details of your order along with a cheque or money order for the appropriate amount to:
Mustafa Al-Habib
Box 52207
Garneau Postal Outlet
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
T6G 2T5
Please include your choice of shirt(s) and size(s) with payment, as well as your address. If you have any questions or concerns, please send e-mail to hungover@westnet.com.au. Goods can be shipped to anywhere on the planet.
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