Congress channeling Carlin   (link, quote)

http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Dec/12192003/utah/121337.asp
"To view the bill on the Internet, go to http://thomas.loc.gov. In the box labeled "bill number," type in hr3687 and click the search button."

Hee hee hee. There's something about seeing the "banned" words in print on an official site that just gets me giggling.