whales don't have legs   (quote)

"Harper's magazine provided helpful advice for folks who find a dead horse or moose on their property. The advice came from a pamphlet titled "Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives," published by the U.S. Forest Service:

"Place one pound of explosives in two locations on each leg. Use detonator cord to tie the explosives' charges together. Horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris.""
 -the U.S. Forest Service, a pamphlet (thx wp.com)