custumors (1500!)   (quote)

I found this quote (the one following this paragraph, DUH) uncontrollably hilarious for some reason. Also, this is my 1500th post to this blog. Woo!

I know that most of you have worked in some sort of customer service at some point in your lives, probably retail. I bet a lot of you still deal with customers on a daily basis. They say some incredibly weird shit to you sometimes, don't they? While talking to a customer, have you ever found yourself totally speechless, and then when you find words you have to stop yourself from muttering "what the fuck?"
 -Mayor Wilkins, Comedy Goldmine: Customers Say Really Ridiculous Things