sea monster battery   (geekin, quote)

I was just talking to a user who had been having problems with her machine -- it was losing its settings every time she turned it on.

Her: "I asked my boyfriend about it. He knows about computers, and he said it sounds like it might need a new SEA MONSTER BATTERY."

It took me a while to figure out what she meant.

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(emphasis mine... bwahahaha) priceless
and a hint for the less computer-literate among us